The Best Craigslist Ad

This is my favourite Craigslist posting.

For when it eventually dies, here is the text:

Do you like dipping things into thick melted liquids and then eating it? 
Would you like to impress a date or someone you have a crush on with some sophisticated cooking that is as easy as shit?
Do you like the Swiss? 

Well then fondue most likely, quite possibly, maybe be for you.

Set includes:

-two burners (thats right two! One for cheese and one for chocolate. Or one for hot burning oil, and one for..well...some other sauce you fondue with.)

-classic collectible 1970's fondue book, where its so 70's they call Asian cuisine "oriental." 

-2 bottles of clean odourless burning fluid.

-bundle of skewers (dont worry, you share in fondue)

-2 serving plates. (color coordinated so you don't mix up food dipped in chocolate with things dipped in cheese.)

-certificate of authenticity that means absolutely nothing.

-one cardboard box to hold all this Fondue Funness.

That is all.