Okay, Aldo. I understand that you lied to me, and that my boots are not being shipped form Richmond, but rather from Quebec...
But where the fuck are my boots?! I wear heels at work but you know... in the morning I don't always need to wear my rainboots. Normal flat boots would suffice. Also I want way-too-on-trend-fake-biker-boots. 'Cause I'm tough. See?
LOOK IT'S ME MAKING NANA MY BITCH!
My Varla costume at Halloween again, obvs. That bottle of Kraken rum to the left there was mine. None of it came home.